All About Me Now

I haven’t done one of these for ages, and it will probably be the last one before school finishes,so here goes.

Hi my name is Vaughan, My name means little, and that is quite ironic because i’m only 13 and i’m already 6 foot 2. My favourite food has got to be pizza and it would probably be that one food where i would eat it for the rest of my life. My only real friend is a kid called Neo, my friends have halved since I moved,but I still now a lot of people.I like to shower twice a day and put in gel where ever it looks good (in my hair of course). I played for the wellington rugby team and we finished the season unbeaten,and I played for the western bays team, which lost all of it’s games.I like transformice and minecraft,but I have no internet. I play most sports and I am reasonably good at most.I also won the athletics throughout the whole kapiti region.I Live with my sister and mum, and I do not now who my dad is.My favourite colour is blue because it is a colour representing water, the only reason there is life on the planet. I like hunting but I haven’t been since I wrote the last about me post.I like the idea of space is infinite, and that there is probably more life out there. I want to join the navy when I grow up because i’m fit,willing to fight and I am a good swimmer,and i also understand that you fold more washing than bullets you shot in a war.

And thats it really, I am actually quite a strange kid, but i have never really cared. PEACE

Random facts

1. You are ten times more likely to be bitten by a person in new york than by a shark.

2. Cats sleep 70% of their lives.

3.There are no clocks in las vegas gambling casinos.

4.Men are six times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

5.The odds of being killed by a dog are 1 in 700,000.

6.The word ”gullible” is not in the dictionary

7.dogs are mentioned 14 times in the bible and cats aren’t once.

8.Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.

9. if a wolf gets its leg stuck in a trap it will chew it off.

10. (this ones for my school) saint patricks real name is maewyn succat.

11.The sentence”The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog” uses every letter in the alphabet

If I where the only human on earth

well first of all I would be going ‘wahhhhh’, and hide under my blankets for awhile. But the best thing for me to do would be to find a good place near a water supply where i can find fish and then I would probably go setting all the cows and sheep free so they can grow in numbers and I can hunt them. Of course it would take a while to get fully prepared for the future but there would be plenty of materials to last for a few years. but then with all the other humans gone other supplies will grow in numbers. I would also be close to one of those farms that just has heaps of fruit trees. the good thing about new zealand is that there is dangerous animals to eat all the sheep. I already know how to hunt and skin an animal so that will be easy, but I can also fish. Obviously no one wants to die but animals and earth would be alot better with out humans but normally we just reject that when someone says it because we don’t want to die. Animals would grow strong and healthy until there is to much in new zealand, birds would probably die first and then the possums would turn on baby sheep or rabbits. To stop that I would probably set out possum traps to keep the population down in my area, but if a kiwi comes on my door step i am going to eat it. I dont care if it is the last one or not, no one else is in the world so I will be able to eat it. I would probably go crazy after awhile from all that loneliness but I might get a pet dog. That just reminded me about something, dogs will go wild and start hunting sheep so I will probably have to leave them in there houses and let them starve, because at the end of the day I will be trying to stay alive, but cats will be fine and then there goes the bird population at the same time.  There won’t be any getting retired, and it won’t be fun, it would be work work work.

 

my Top Quotes

1. Friendship is like peeing on your self, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

2. knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

4. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

5.if at first you don’t succeed….so much for sky diving.

6. If you steal from one author , it is plagiarism; If you steal from many it’s research.

7. God gave us relatives;  Thank God we can choose our friends.

8.some cause happiness wherever they go; Some cause happiness whenever they go.

9.Patience is something you admire with the driver behind you, but not the one ahead.

10.I intend to live for ever, so far so good

11.If evolution really works, why do mothers only have two hands.

12. if you do a job well, you’ll get stuck with it.

13.instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a women I don’t like and give her a house.

14.If you want your dreams to come true, first ting you haver to do is wake up.

15.when my boss asked me who was the stupid one, me or him, I said that we all know that he doesn’t hire stupid people.

16.Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

17.Every one is born equal in life, until they get married.

18.people say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

19.silence is golden, too bad no one is buying.

20.I’m not afraid to die, i’m afraid of the tought that i WILL BE GONE THAT LONG.

21.The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. the second best is now.

22.smile,it will warm there heart or piss them off.

23.the tounge has no bones, but it is strong enough to break a heart

Friends are like…

Friends are like mangos, hard on the outside but soft on the inside.

Friends are like water melons, when you fire them at a wall with a giant catapult they go splat.

Friends are like fruits, the ones you buy aren’t as good as the ones you make yourself.

Friends are like tomatoes, you mistake them as a different species untill your mum tells you that they are somthing completely different.

Friends are like fish, you feel sorry for them when you look them in the eye.

Friends are like cabbages, thats all I need to say.

Friends are like foods, with out them where gone.

Friends are like foods, they can’t sing.

Friends are like bulls, hwen you sit on there backs they try to get you off.

Friends are like your family, you are stuck with them.

Friends are like food, assential to life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In….

The mission had turned into a disaster, first we get dropped off in the wrong place, then we had to walk for 3 hours until we found the camp ,and then my companion got shot because he tried to get in for a closer look. I wish he had just listened and stayed in the bush with me, but a sniper had got him. I guess I was grateful, we were not informed of snipers. But he was dead and that was that, I felt nothing for him, he had a quick death. But now things were just more complicated, they would be patrolling the object,whatever it was,  with more caution.

The bush was wet, but green and looked like it was from plastic. The Amazon was beautiful in pictures, and even more when you were there. The sky was a bright blue and it looked beautiful through the holes in the top of the trees.leaves under my feet crunched as I ran over to the next bush, One of the houses was built to the side of a small ledge, but if i  could get on there then I could just get a proper look at the whole place. A house was at the end of the camp so I had less of a chance of being spotted, because all the guards seem to be  in the centre of the small town. I stood behind a large tree, hoping that my brown face paint would hide me. I glanced around the tree, and took a small look at the town. 50 or 60 houses all together and about half as many guards. They seemed to be more centered around the big building, it was old and had no windows but lots holes in the side that could have been used as windows. It was made out of 30cm thick concrete walls had a steel roof that was rusty. I couldn’t see a door so I must of been seeing the back. Just then a bang sounded as a bullet hit the tree I was behind, wood shards hit the ground and I could see the impact of the bullet that had missed me by millimeters.

 

I ducked behind the tree with my back to the camp.  This is what I had been training 20 years. Multiple gun fire came from multiple directions, all I could do was listen to the bullets zing past me, that was what I was good at. A rush of excitement ran into my veins and with it, energy. I waited another two seconds and then I had chosen my targets. The sniper was o n the opposite side of the camp, which would explain how he had found me so easy. 3 men were standing side by side in the house closest to me. I would shot the sniper first and then deal with the three men. I swung my arm around the tree and fired the pistol at the exact spot where the sniper sounds where the shots where being fired from.

 

7:45, SAD base.

The bomb was in the case, I had safely deactivated it from setting off and dismantled it. That was the whole point of SAD, search and destroy. I was 18 and I had been in this organization for 6 years. I have had multiple upgrades to my body, for example, my ears are so fascinating that they can track a single gunshot from the opposite side of a base. I had recently gone to the Amazon to find and dismantle a bomb that was being used as a threat to blow up the white house, in exchange for the bomb not being planted in the white house, all nuclear devices would be disarmed. The white house choose option 3, capture and destroy the bomb and eliminate all that say otherwise. Taking the elevator down into a deep secret that protected all.

 

17:54,Somewhere off Christchurch.

‘I spy with my little eye, ummmmmmm, something beginning with,an a’ Blake said to his brother. ‘Don’t know, nor do I care’ christian replied,’wrong’ Blake snapped. Blakes parents were good at ignoring there two kids, especially on long boring road trips. They were used to cranking up the stereo and blocking that all out, but christian had got some weird sort of ear infection, so they couldn’t do that.

They had just come out of their hometown (Christchurch) for about 40 minutes and it already felt like they had to stop. ‘Is it aeroplane’ said mum looking up at the sky and deciding that the only thing with A in it was the aeroplane that flew behind the clouds, ‘no’ Blake said trying to look smart.’I give up what is it’ mum said ‘Road’  Blake replied. They had no idea that a bomb was laid in the boot, and that it was triggered to go off at 17:55.

 

8:01 SAD base. Next day.

I had never heard of such violence, 50 innocent people had died in a car bombing. No survivors and no clue to what had caused it. I had already been flown over to find the cause, but something told me that what I was going to find would be little.

 

I had full access to anything I would need, 4 thats what they called me. I was experiment number 4 of 12, so that was my name, 4. I tried to avoid talking I would just nod my head, I asked no questions and I kept my face hidden from anyone that walked past.  Then he said something, about that they already had found the man who was  responsible for the bombing and that they hadn’t spoken to him, but that he had been shouting my name, ‘Wolf, I want agent Wolf’ .

 

The walls had no colour, they where just a old grey looking. And the lights where so dim the prison seemed more like a torture house. I guess they had the right to make it hell, some people just kept coming back because they liked it better in there. we exited the hall and into a large room, with cages going all the way to the roof, in 2029 they had decided that all criminals should go to the same prison, so they made towers with prison cages all the way to the roof. On the other side of the room he saw what looked like a holding room. A big long wall of glass and inside he saw what he had been running from his whole life, the reason he joined the SAD operation, his father.

 

It took some time for Wolf to convince himself that his father couldn’t hurt him, but it took even longer to believe that he had actually been captured. This man was project 1. His grey hair was a mess and he looked so out of shape, he looked as though he had been shaving with a piece of glass. His eyes where the only thing that made him look like he was in the old days, but if you looked close enough you could see depression in them and tiredness.

Staring at him was alot easier than facing him face to face. His orange suit made him look as though he was a builder or plumber of some kind, and his arms that had been handcuffed to the chair made him look like a dangerous, which no doubt he still was at his age. It was hard keeping eye contact with him, and ghe didn’t seem so surprised to see me. He smiled, a small smile, but just enough to tell. I kept a straight face, and sat down on the cold steel chair on the other side of the table.

 

‘’Why did you do it’’ I asked’’ so is that it, no hello dad how have you been,what you been doing lately’’ He said ironically.’’ Let me rephrase that, what have you been doing lately’’

‘’when did you care’’

‘’ever since you started blowing up cars’’

‘’ I didn’t blow them up, I got paid to put them there’’

‘’ how much’’

‘‘5k’’

‘’ did you know they where going to blow up’’

‘’ish’’

‘’ what does that mean’’

‘’ well he said he was going to use them as hostages, in a way’’

‘’why’’

‘’dunno’’

‘’yes you do’’

‘’you’re right i do’’

‘’so’’

‘’so you would come’’

That’s was all I wanted to hear, I through the chair at the wall. I paused, then I lashed out and grabbed his head and slammed it on the table.’’Who’’ I shouted ‘’dunno’’ he replied looking up at me like I was some sort of an idiot. Once I was outside the room I looked back at them window, but he was gone.

 

I am such an idiot, I kept repeating in my head. He wasn’t caught, he just pretended to be, and once he had given me the message they come for me. They knew where i was know, how where they going to do it. Just then a loud humming noise  came from out of the sky. Pearing through the barred windows I saw a plane, an ordinary plane, probably was heading for japan, but smoke was coming out of the windows.

 

The plane was heading straight for the prison, running I was shouting for them to get out of the place. It was getting louder and I could hear all the inmates screaming and shouting. No time for them, sprinting I made it out of the building when the plane collided with it. I watched as the tower started falling, and falling.

 

My Advice to an Imaginary Sister

1.Don’t be fat.

2.Go to the gym.

3.Take on a full time sport.

4.Don’t have short hair.

5.Stay out of my room.

6.Eat healthy.

7.Don’t start a conversation with someone over 90, you’ll confuse them.

8.Don’t try mums stew.

9.Don’t ask mum question frequently.

10.Don’t ask me questions frequently.

11.I am the boss, what I say goes.

12.don’t listen to my advice.

Term 3 Holidays

I find it hard to believe that the holidays are already over, it just went so fast. Anyway I guess now that we are back at school we have to do these posts (not that it’s a bad thing), and this is my last turn so I better make the most of it.

What did I do in the holidays, well thanks for asking. Well first of all I went up to Gisbourne  and Napia for my rugby trip. We went up to Gisbourne and then we stayed the night there, then we played the in the morning. It was a restricted game only so I couldn’t play. It would have been a close game apart from the fact that we beat them 86-3. We traveled to Napia after that and we played them, again it would of been a close game but we beat them 91-12.

And that was really all I did thats worth saying, oh and on the last day of holidays we beat Palmerston north 80-7. But the rest was spent doing nothing fun apart from working, which I’ve been doing a lot of.

Leave a comment on what you did on the holidays.

 

 

Good Advice for Bad Friends

This is a post (obviously) on how to know if your friend is a good one. I’m not a great friend so I should know these sort of things.

1.They don’t invite you to your birthday, instead they invite people they’re not friends with but have lots of money.

2.they only play single player games when your around.

3.they don’t shout you out when you do it all the time.

4. they take little interest of you when your at school.

5.they realize that friends ends with ends.

6.They stay out of contact of you, and your the last friend they ring.